Snippets

Thoughts, Observations, One-Liners, Quotes, Captions, Ideas.

How do planes work? Like how do planes actually work?

Can someone prototype a jar of dip that has a raiseable bottom?

On naming my coffee house: We love you a latte, come on in and chai us out, espresso self. Don’t be late for your tea time!

I liked growing up in an apartment. It gave me a strong sense of community.

The secret to tasty sangria, is orange juice.

Band-Aids should be made in all shades of skin. Beige people are not the only ones who want to mask a boo-boo.

I can almost always tell an only child when I meet one. There is a subtle, longer-than-average, pause between their listening to you and their answering you.

Riding a horse used to be the main mode of transportation. How fun that must’ve been.

I’d like somebody to act out a road rage scene, sans cars.